The 10 Types of Women Bathroom-Users

I saw the Men's version of this and I thought there really are quite a few women who fall into categories, per say...why not? :)

The 10 kinds of women's bathroom users.

Number 10: The GermoPhobe
Kicks the stall door open, takes the time to actually use on of those seat covers,carefully clings to her purse to have it not touch anything. She uses a paper towel to turn on the faucet, pre-dispenses her paper towel so she doesn't touch the handle, and uses a paper towel to exit.

Number 9: The Clothes Changer
Usually, this woman chooses a very busy time to change clothes in the bathroom. You probably really have to pee at this time. She's changing into something for after work and it's a complex affair because she's trying to make sure nothing hits the floor. You may hear her elbows hitting your stall if you're next to her.

Number 8: The Makeup/Hair Fixer
This woman is primping her face/hair infront of the mirror. No, not just a quick touch-up, we're talking all out hairspray or compact and mascara. She doesn't care if you just want to wash your hands, because she's got the mirror time. You can usually tell she was there before you because you can smell the cloud of Aquanet long after she's gone.

Number 7: The Women with Kids
"Okay, honey, mommy's gotta go too now...NO NO, don't peek under the stalls!!" This woman has a child (or two) and is trying to multitask using the restroom with her child. There is usually loud conversation and attempts to restrain her child while still peeing. Someone will probably get mad that she brought her 5 year-old son in with her.

Number 6: Speedy Lady
This woman is on a mission. She comes in fast, wildly pushes open the first available stall and pees louder than a garden hose. You wonder what kind of PC muscle exercises she been doing because you could never make it come out that fast if you try.

Number 5: Stage Fright/The Silent Pooper/Feminie Product Opener
These women are afraid of making sounds in public. The woman in the stall next to you waits until you flush or run water to let one drop into the pool. Also, some open their product veeeeeery slowly so you don't know that they are opening a pad. Also, usually when you have to go very badly, there's someone in at least one of the stalls sitting there silently for minutes before you hear ANYTHING, even just a drop of water.

Number 4: The Lady With Weak Thighs
These women REFUSE to sit on the seat, even with the protectors. They think they have thighs of steal, but end up peeing and splashing all over the seat and floor. Panic ensues, and they use more toliet paper to mop up the mess, but the pieces get water logged and end up sticking to the seat or the floor. You're left with a big mass of wadded toliet paper and pee - everywhere.

Number 3: The Chatty Kathy
Women always have their phones nearby. When their phone rings, they alright answer it while in the restroom. They carry on a conversation about what they did this weekend or who's friend is dating who's. No matter that there are sounds of flushing toilets and water in the background. She chats away...

Number 2: TP-Madness
For some reason, these women need more toilet paper than one person could possibly use. You hear them in the stall next to you - pulling, pulling, pulling and you wonder when it's gonna stop! These women are the worst to follow because you risk not having any left for yourself. These women, subsequently, leave lots of little pieces of toilet paper on the floor from the constant ripping and manhandling the toliet paper.

Number 1: The "I can't wait in line any longer"
These women HATE waiting. They stand in other woman's personal space as if that'll make the stalls open up faster. They usually laugh and make jokes about how long it's taking to the people in front or behind them. They tell everyone who comes in "There's a line".

by: Mrs.McKitty's

Top 10 Gift Ideas for Valentine's Day

1. Chocolates

This one is the most popular choice. Though it is very common, any person (except diabetic ones and does not into sweets) cannot resist chocolate. Besides, chocolate releases the human's "happy hormones" that will surely make your love ones really happy and delighted.

2. Flowers

As we all know, flowers have always been a classic. When someone asks forgiveness, it gives flowers. When someone arrives, we give them flowers. When someone won a competition big time, we give flowers. When someone is sick, we give flowers. Having said all of the above, how do we make sure that the flower we give to our love ones are the most beautiful and special kind of flower? ..as they all say, it should come from the HEART. (classic)

3. Dogs or Any Pet

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4. Electronic Item

Why not strengthen your communication? Give him/her a new cellphone. Or maybe make him/her remember you all the time when he/she's alone, gift an iPod. Or better yet a combination like Giving an iPhone this Valentine's Day.

5. Jewelries

This is a bit tough. With the economic crises all over the world, buying a jewelry is a bit out of the budget plan. But remember at these times you can make your gift really really special by giving her a precious item. One that will last for a lifetime. Besides, these are good investment, the price will never ever go down. Or if you want a more affordable one, just buy a Silver Ring if you like.

6. Stuffed Toys

We'll when you are short on the budget, buying a stuffed toy can be the answer. It is fluffy, bulky, hug-able and makes her reminded of you. This is a big package for not so heavy on the pocket.

7. Book

Some people find reading a very intellectual thing to do. Reading makes people really confident. Reading makes people smarter as time goes. Giving a Gift Book will to your love who you think loves reading will certainly make them happy. Twilight Book can be very interesting.

8. Bag

When you run out of ideas, Bags for Valentine's Day is always there to the rescue. Girls love them. And guys too. So, depending on the personality of your receiver, you can Gift a Bag according to it.

9. Music

When you really really don't have enough for buying things to gift on the valentine's day, you can always play a music. Your performance of course should not embarrass her (or even yourself). Play the piano, guitar or even just take her to where you can sing karaoke. It will be fun, that's a guarantee.

10. Perfume

Though its a bit risky to Give a Perfume on Valentine's Day, it's still one of our top 10. This is tricky because you don't know what scent your receiver prefer. Also, giving perfume makes a message that your receiver is not smelling good...just kidding.